Mute Monkey

Summer 2013’s Best News Train Wreck: Mute Monkey’s Pick

We’ve each selected our favorite media shitstorm of the summer. There were far too many qualified candidates. -BM I have […]

A rainy Saturday at Snark is the Night. Only a few people sit at the bar tonight; midterms are coming […]

It’s a tired Saturday evening at Snark is the Night, the number one bar in town for disaffected college students […]

“Not these ****** again.” Jason leaned back as far as one could reasonably be expected to lean back in a […]

Sam “Mute Monkey” LaGow lies awake in bed at around Four AM in his bedroom in Yorktown Heights, New York. […]

Everyone has a fucking opinion. Ideally, they are entitled to it. In reality, eight out of ten people don’t have […]

In the scramble for recognition that has characterized the Internet age, we’ve left a few things like radio, CDs, and […]

About two weeks ago, I was on the verge of calling it quits and devoting my life to the sole […]

The term “Reconstruction” is a bit tricky to define at times. Whereas a deconstruction is when a trope or genre […]

The goal of fiction is to create a more “perfect” version of reality. This has nothing to do with ideals, […]