Somehow, this week’s guest column is the first thing I’ve written about Creationism. Wild.
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A Man That Cannot Help You
Need to improve your masculinity? No? You’re a sane adult? Then mock this man with me. Some context-free previews:
The Second Worst Show I’ve Covered
Sex Box is a real show. So real, we made it twice.
Open Hearts, Clouded Minds, Must Lose
My 1900HOTDO expedition to the bottom of human culture has reached advice columns.
Rasslor and Me
For 1900HOTDOG’s Ape Week, I return to an old favorite.
I Bring the Book of Erotic Fantasy to 1900HOTDOG
It gets wild. But it’s free!
The Brick Joke Lands
Merry Christmas to everyone in on this gag, and everyone out.
Weed Joke Purgatory
I thought Mac & Devin go to high school would be an insult to stoner comedy, but it’s an insult to all comedy.
It’s Time to Fear Your Own Deeds
Me. Doggworld. Gundam. Sometimes, life is exactly what it needs to be.
Become the Bully King
It’s time to militarize your childhood, in my ever-stranger1-900-HOTDOG column.