Me. Doggworld. Gundam. Sometimes, life is exactly what it needs to be.
Hotdog
Become the Bully King
It’s time to militarize your childhood, in my ever-stranger1-900-HOTDOG column.
Raise Your Tiny Fists to the Sky
It’s not just karate. It’s not just puppets. It’s puppet karate.
Re-Meet the Ludys
How could I resist? \ ‘
The Most Important Contest of Our Lives
Can you trap a Bigfoots? Me neither. Show the world.
I Don’t Know Why Either
Introducing: reality TV’s event horizon. My weekly 1-900-HOTDOG feature.