What will they think of next?
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
Supergirl Talks Mortal Safety
Buckle up, apes.
This Week in Lunch Meat
I live on.
Expensive Evil Returns
My quarterly journey outside returns.
Still doing news in a letter
You can still read it.
Imagine Batman as a Ninja
This is really the best job.
Fundamentalism 4 Kidz
Divinely uninspired.
I never stop typing.
Ever.
I Shouldn’t Own a Camera
And yet it turns.
You Must Become One With the Newsletter
Every Wednesday until the comet hits.
