Newsletter! Good luck.
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
2 Buckle 2 Up
Car accidents and comics. I have a beat now.
Your Inbox Needs Me
Why deprive it so?
The News in Letter Form
Every Wednesday, forever.
What in Hell
I wrote this column, and I’m still confused.
Liftoff
I’m all about it.
Guest Hosting the Dogg Zzone 9000!
Miracles do happen.
Heavy Metal Rules
This week’s update embraces a simple truth.
The Art of the Bunny Dip
It gets weirder every day.
In Which I Ruin My Inbox
New 1900HOTDOG guest column on The Woke Content Detector. I’d say incels have too much free time, but they’re clearly not playing games.