I wrote this column, and I’m still confused.
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
Liftoff
I’m all about it.
Guest Hosting the Dogg Zzone 9000!
Miracles do happen.
Heavy Metal Rules
This week’s update embraces a simple truth.
The Art of the Bunny Dip
It gets weirder every day.
In Which I Ruin My Inbox
New 1900HOTDOG guest column on The Woke Content Detector. I’d say incels have too much free time, but they’re clearly not playing games.
Beating Feet, Step Records
The newsletter endures.
A Letter, With News
Feed me.
Prison School Lite
An odd one.
Birthday Q&A 2K24
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