Surely you can do better.
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
No Sleep Til’ Brooklyn
It’s a fun one.
Sex Miseducation
I had some fun with a pamphlet doomed to fail.
How to Exercise Automatically
Still rocking.
Christian Power Rangers, Round III
I’ll never stop laughing at Armor of God Force.
An Extra Evil Christmas
Rain, sleet, or cheer.
The Me Awards
1900HOTDOG just made five of my columns free! Read them! Bask in the light of a commerce-free world!
Ten Seconds in My Head
An experimental short of mine. The people love it, and you might too.
News in a Letter Format
A quality one, in my humble opinion.
The Push Eternal
I don’t quit.