This week’s column is…unique.
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
New New Yorker Newness
I may have had a spicier line or two snipped.
Some Advice for Advice Columnists
No breaks. Only bants. I decided to exorcise my long-term advice columnist vendetta:
The Ad Riff is Quite Good This Round
Reading my newsletter keeps the wolves at bay.
Ken Hamm Should Probably Be in Prison
Somehow, this week’s guest column is the first thing I’ve written about Creationism. Wild.
What If News Came in a Letter
It would change everything.
A Man That Cannot Help You
Need to improve your masculinity? No? You’re a sane adult? Then mock this man with me. Some context-free previews:
The Second Worst Show I’ve Covered
Sex Box is a real show. So real, we made it twice.
Read My Newsletter or Face Charges
You have to do it.
Open Hearts, Clouded Minds, Must Lose
My 1900HOTDO expedition to the bottom of human culture has reached advice columns.