Do it for the children.
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
What A Perfect Newsletter
Very worth clicking.
I’ll Never Get to Type “Rockabilly Tulpa” Again
I’m gettin’ pretty good at this guest column stuff. Or so I hear. Here’s an oddball movie where the Pink Ranger is your magical girlfriend.
It Can Always Get Weirder
This week’s column is…unique.
New New Yorker Newness
I may have had a spicier line or two snipped.
Some Advice for Advice Columnists
No breaks. Only bants. I decided to exorcise my long-term advice columnist vendetta:
The Ad Riff is Quite Good This Round
Reading my newsletter keeps the wolves at bay.
Ken Hamm Should Probably Be in Prison
Somehow, this week’s guest column is the first thing I’ve written about Creationism. Wild.
What If News Came in a Letter
It would change everything.