The New Yorker enjoyed my nonsense riff on scorpions, frogs, and you.
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
Re-Meet the Ludys
How could I resist? \ ‘
Rocking and Rolling
Another bonus newsletter article, as incentive to let me spam you. My take on the Wenner business, mostly.
Extra Evil – Immodest Proposal
Subscribing to the Substack makes your heart grow.
The Most Important Contest of Our Lives
Can you trap a Bigfoots? Me neither. Show the world.
I Don’t Know Why Either
Introducing: reality TV’s event horizon. My weekly 1-900-HOTDOG feature.
The Most Important Day of the Year
On my essential newsletter Extra Evil, I answered a few questions for my birthday. Give it a spin! The gods demand it. There are still weekly updates on the newsletter, by […]
Remember Flash Mass Murder?
This week’s column takes a look at Newgrounds. Or a stab at it. Because of the insane amount of stabbing.
On Funds and Raises
My new Exclusive Evil post covers my favorite form of begging. Check it out, to save whales/education/your evening.
Praise the Bun
I’m weekly at 1-900-HOTDOG! Inform the press. Inform the village children. The good times are here.