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Extra Evil: Lightning Round
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Extra Evil – Nuke-Proof Shed
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The Peak of My New Yorker Arc
This is one of the funniest things I’ve written. Flat out.
Extra Evil – No Personal Growth Allowed
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Extra Evil – Undead Weight
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The New Yorker Again? Yup
I’m proud of this one. The lunatic book bans are, in a season of plague and escalating military tension, my least favorite thing happening.
Back in McSweeney’s
Sometimes I like to throw a rock at a lake and see what happens. Hence this McSweeney’s update.
Extra Evil – Self-Harm Guru
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Extra Evil – Extra Early
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