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Extra Evil – Written at 4 AM
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Extra Evil – Tell Your Friends
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Just Thirty Days Late for Valentines Day
Who’s back in The New Yorker? Me. Enjoy.
Extra Evil – La Vie en Poser
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Extra Evil: Lightning Round
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Extra Evil – Nuke-Proof Shed
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The Peak of My New Yorker Arc
This is one of the funniest things I’ve written. Flat out.
Extra Evil – No Personal Growth Allowed
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Extra Evil – Undead Weight
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