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Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
I’ll Fix SubStack’s PR for a Wheelbarrow Full of Money
Dear Substack, SubStack’s catching strays over author representation. I’d like to offer a solid gold life jacket. Advertising and academia taught me one thing: a little tokenism goes a long […]
Extra Evil: Smoking Rewards Program
Subscribing to Extra Evil gives you courage. Today’s Fortune: Eat more green food coloring. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter April 13, 2022 “Smoking Rewards Program” Newsreel Normalcy returned to […]
Extra Evil – Easy Answers
Subscribing to Extra Evil pleases The Council. Today’s Fortune: Reading the future leads to dire tragedy. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter April 6, 2022 “Easy Answers” Newsreel A program […]
Extra Evil – Delirium Edition
Subscribing to Extra Evil gives you iframes. Today’s Fortune: Why leave for tomorrow what you can obsess over today? Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter March 30, 2022 “Delirium Edition” Newsreel […]
Meanwhile on Slackjaw
I’ve got a new comedy article, A Word From Our Pet Reactionary, up on Slackjaw. Breathe it in. Let it become part of you.
Leaked Babylon Bee Headlines (Exclusive Evil)
This is one of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack.
Extra Evil – Written at 4 AM
Subscribing to Extra Evil brings your rent down. Today’s Fortune: Don’t drink alone. Enjoy your bleach with friends. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter March 23, 2022 “Written at 4 […]
Extra Evil – Tell Your Friends
No really, tell your friends. Today’s Fortune: Saint Peter takes bribes. Go back to sinning. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter March 16, 2022 “Tell Your Friends” Newsreel PETA copywriters […]
Just Thirty Days Late for Valentines Day
Who’s back in The New Yorker? Me. Enjoy.