I’ve got a humor article about the boiling hell pit of collaboration up on The New Yorker. In both online and print, which is a nice boon. Check it out.
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
Extra Evil: One-Hit Wonder
Subscribing to Extra Evil looks good on resumes. Today’s Fortune: Try that Occupy bit again. It had potential. Newsreel Gun sales declined negative ten percent. Finland’s applying to the loud […]
Extra Evil: Liftoff
Subscribing to Extra Evil stops poltergeists. Today’s Fortune: It’s easier to gamble with someone else’s wallet. Newsreel The third shooting ruined my line for the second. North Korea did the […]
Laughing at, not with, ponzi schemes
I did my thing over at The New Yorker. This time the topic’s digital pet rocks.
My Return to HOTDOG
They put it better than I could. I’m back on 1-900-HOTDOG, writing about my favorite breakup in literary history.
Extra Evil: The Real Hidden Secret Unrevealed Truth
Subscribing to Extra Evil purifies your heart. Today’s Fortune: Ideas are recyclable. Newsreel Madison Cawthorne misspelled”provocateur” on his resume. Netflix pivoted to video stores. Survivors of the party civil wars […]
Extra Evil: Corinthian Pillars
Subscribing to Extra Evil makes right. Today’s Fortune: Keep a photo of the office nearby, as inspiration when stuck with family. Newsreel Missouri banned pulling out. Bitcoin plummeted to eighty […]
Extra Evil: Imperial Decline and You
Subscribing to Extra Evil is the future. Today’s Fortune: Inhale deeply before sticking your head in the sand. Newsreel Every line of Leviticus is now an amendment. Russia banned the […]
A Minor Note From Management
Free sample of the Elite Super Megamember Deluxe articles available on the Substack. From the Desk of General Dove July 3rd, 2019 Dear Prime Minister [REDACTED], I’ve written several difficult […]
My Clarkesworld Interview
Clarkesworld’s Arley Sorg reached out for an interview. I talked about sci-fi, deploying humor, sanity-saving writing habits, my hate-hate relationship with Princeton, and more.