They put it better than I could. I’m back on 1-900-HOTDOG, writing about my favorite breakup in literary history.
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Satire on a fifth-grade level.
Extra Evil: The Real Hidden Secret Unrevealed Truth
Subscribing to Extra Evil purifies your heart. Today’s Fortune: Ideas are recyclable. Newsreel Madison Cawthorne misspelled”provocateur” on his resume. Netflix pivoted to video stores. Survivors of the party civil wars […]
Extra Evil: Corinthian Pillars
Subscribing to Extra Evil makes right. Today’s Fortune: Keep a photo of the office nearby, as inspiration when stuck with family. Newsreel Missouri banned pulling out. Bitcoin plummeted to eighty […]
Extra Evil: Imperial Decline and You
Subscribing to Extra Evil is the future. Today’s Fortune: Inhale deeply before sticking your head in the sand. Newsreel Every line of Leviticus is now an amendment. Russia banned the […]
A Minor Note From Management
Free sample of the Elite Super Megamember Deluxe articles available on the Substack. From the Desk of General Dove July 3rd, 2019 Dear Prime Minister [REDACTED], I’ve written several difficult […]
My Clarkesworld Interview
Clarkesworld’s Arley Sorg reached out for an interview. I talked about sci-fi, deploying humor, sanity-saving writing habits, my hate-hate relationship with Princeton, and more.
Extra Evil: Old Horizons
Subscribing to Extra Evil saves the white rhino. Today’s Fortune: It’s always darkest before the flash fire. Newsreel Aang Suu Kyi was convicted of sitting in a general’s chair. The market […]
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In Theory, How Would One Defect from a Troll Farm? [Exclusive Evil]
Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than NATO imperialism? Tuition. A quarter million for one sheet of […]
Extra Evil: The Night Before Substack
After this installment, I’m experimenting with mailing this newsletter through Substack. Every post will still be here, because I dislike every platform. Today’s Fortune: Your beliefs are the sole objective […]
The Dayle Bail Fund
Update: Since the Substack has a lot of people and the Patreon had none, I’m just keeping the Substack. Ink and bail are expensive. There are two ways to help […]