I had another piece come out in Points in Case. Bask in it’s light.
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Satire on a fifth-grade level.
Could You Make This Novel a Bit Blacker?
Every now and then I grace another page with my light. This time its Points in Case, with a piece about my wholesome relationship with literary management. Read it here.
Please Cancel Me
To All Concerned, It’s time someone said it. After years on the sidelines, watching the outrage machine collide with career after career, I’m going to speak my mind. I demand […]
The Podcast That Heals the Sick and Resurrects the Dead
I made promotional cards for Weeaboo Hell, our podcast about better living through animated deviance. You might have run across one if you live in the New York bubble. Here’s […]
Recaps of the The Masked Singer’s Final Season
S13E01: Duets. Monkey and Buffalo sing Like a Virgin. S13E02: Robin Thicke disappears between Sea Lion’s cover of Toxic and Raccoon’s cover of Crazy Train. He returns with a pallid […]
Meanwhile on Points in Case
I’ve got a new article up on Points in Case. Reading it cures most forms of modern and postmodern malaise.
This Relationship Doesn’t Bring Me Joy
You were right: I’ve been closed-minded. After you donated a stack of my late aunt’s books to make space, I finally understand the value of tidying up. Sadly, I’ll be […]
The Dollar Shave Club Pivots
FADE IN: Dramatic music swells. A mixed couple walks down the street, discussing nothing in particular. NARRATOR We’re better than this. A woman in a hijab uses a vending machine. […]
My Expenses Since New York Legalized Nunchucks
Nunchucks, Foam – $26 Groceries – $90 MetroCard – $130 Nunchucks, Wooden – $37 Pro-Chucker’s Guide to Chucking, by Andy “Shinobi Zero” Leeman – $12 Rite Aid Home First Aid […]
On Nunchucks (Mission Statement 2019)
Ever bought a pair of nunchucks? Perhaps not, if you’re browsing this with two working eyes and two working hands. That’s a shame; Nunchucks are good fun. They’ve gotten more […]