“The world runs on manners.” These were the words my aunt left me before being permanently interred at Arkham Asylum. I took them to heart. You might not know it […]
Articles
Satire on a fifth-grade level.
On Origin Stories
Writing is an interesting task. You have to read things (anything) first, otherwise you’re probably going to turn out some of the most boring crap you or anyone else has […]
Justice League Cutbacks
My fellow heroes, Lex Luthor’s won his lawsuit over the broken collarbone he got during last week’s doomsday plot. We were already a billion or two in the red, so […]
How to Run a Lemonade Stand
Consider the lemon. Some see a fruit. Others also see a fruit. It’s pretty odd to look at a lemon and think of anything but sour citrus. But I […]
Snowflame: White Vengeance
EXT THE UNITED NATIONS A gratuitously drawn out panned shot of the outside of the building cuts to an underground meeting between three men in black suits. The room […]
Future Game Reviews
All reviews extracted from the December 2030 issue of Game Emperor magazine. Executive Hero Score: A Major After the great Idea Drought of the 00’s, the music gaming genre makes […]
TV of the Future
Dull Housewife This Hallmark program will track the life and times of the rapidly aging Mrs. Fieldman, as she watches made-for-tv movies for 18 hours a day without variation. As […]