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My Book’s on Sale
Friends, Romans, countrymen: Everything Abridged preorders are 25% off at Barnes & Noble, via the code PREORDER25. Rejoice!
Come to My Party
My book Everything Abridged is launching at Powerhouse Arena in New York, on May 24th. Odds are I’ll be in my lifetime’s most forgiving mood. I’d take questions from the […]
Get History’s Favorite book for less
Want 25% off the perfect book? Of course you do. From now until Friday, Everything Abridged is 25% off Barnes & Noble with the code “PREORDER25” thanks to the good […]
The New Yorker Interviewed Me About Pranks
It’s a fun read, take a look here. Or grab the print issue from the mile-high stack in my home.
I’m in the New Yorker. No, really.
Somehow, I’m in this week’s New Yorker. Due to my back catalog, I’ll point out that this isn’t a prank or edit. I just lucked out.
A New Home For Your Money
I’ve gotten suggestions to sell merch from twenty different people in three different languages. After ignoring all that, I’ve had a brilliant idea: creating See More Evil apparel. Welcome to […]
Preorder Everything Abridged by Dennard Dayle (Me) and Save the World
After almost thirty years of being Dennard Dayle, I can say that it’s mostly been for this. My book Everything Abridged is up for preorder. With it, you can enjoy […]
I’m on McSweeney’s
After a few dozen attempts, I have a piece up on McSweeney’s. Have a look.
An Omen of Things to Come
My next trick. Coming very soon.