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My book Everything Abridged is launching at Powerhouse Arena in New York, on May 24th. Odds are I’ll be in […]
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It’s a fun read, take a look here. Or grab the print issue from the mile-high stack in my home.
Somehow, I’m in this week’s New Yorker. Due to my back catalog, I’ll point out that this isn’t a prank […]
I’ve gotten suggestions to sell merch from twenty different people in three different languages. After ignoring all that, I’ve had […]
After almost thirty years of being Dennard Dayle, I can say that it’s mostly been for this. My book Everything […]
After a few dozen attempts, I have a piece up on McSweeney’s. Have a look.
My next trick. Coming very soon.