It’s a fun read, take a look here. Or grab the print issue from the mile-high stack in my home.
Somehow, I’m in this week’s New Yorker. Due to my back catalog, I’ll point out that this isn’t a prank or edit. I just lucked out.
I’ve gotten suggestions to sell merch from twenty different people in three different languages. After ignoring all that, I’ve had a brilliant idea: creating See More Evil apparel. Welcome to our TeePublic store. Buying from it keeps me off the streets. Or, much more likely, prison.
After almost thirty years of being Dennard Dayle, I can say that it’s mostly been for this. My book Everything Abridged is up for preorder. With it, you can enjoy my humor without suffering through public transit or memorizing eighty years of DC Comics. Decent deal, right? Look at this […]
After a few dozen attempts, I have a piece up on McSweeney’s. Have a look.
My next trick. Coming very soon.
As we all know, I’m a font of psychic faith and power. The stars speak to me, even when I’m trying to sleep or bore their voices out with a power drill. Hence the daily predictions beside the nav bar. I’ll maintain an archive of my wisdom here. 9/19/2018: Today’s […]
Two years. I just needed two years off to finish my second tour of academia and reduce my drinking to three days a week. With that short break, I could come back as a better class of clown. I trusted you people to take care of yourselves in the interim. […]
Everything is a joke. Modern life gives us three real choices. All of them require going insane. These choices are laughter, mediocrity, and axe murder. Let’s look at our options. Mediocrity is the timeless art of survival through denial. It is the easiest and most common way of going insane. […]
Today’s question: Why are we here?