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Learn to Dodge a Cannonball
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Learn to Dodge a Cannonball

I tend to avoid answering “Why?” It’s a fine question. I tell odd jokes. You might enjoy the fake signs, […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: October 18, 2024
How to Dodge a Cannonball
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How to Dodge a Cannonball

I love it.

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: August 2, 2023
I Talk About My Favorite Person
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I Talk About My Favorite Person

New interview! It’s a big week, stay tuned.

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: July 31, 2023July 31, 2023
4chan’s Annual Musical
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4chan’s Annual Musical

I’m digging to the bottom of reality before 2024.  

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: May 2, 2023May 3, 2023
Everything Else
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Everything Else

My perfect book, Everything Abridged, claims to define everything. But it turns out I missed exactly ten things. Every Wednesday, […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: April 12, 2023April 12, 2023
Life Without Everything Abridged is Empty
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Life Without Everything Abridged is Empty

New paperback, new stories, new definitions. What more is there to mortal existence?

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: April 11, 2023
More Everything, Even More Abridged
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More Everything, Even More Abridged

As I’ve said one or six thousand times, Everything Abridged is the best thing I’ve written. Now it’s coming in […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: February 3, 2023February 4, 2023
My 1-900-HOTDOG Greatest Hits
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My 1-900-HOTDOG Greatest Hits

1-900-HOTDOG did a truly generous countdown of my best columns of the year. For the last endorphins on the internet, […]

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: December 23, 2022
The Book Launch to End All Book Launches
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The Book Launch to End All Book Launches

Free diamonds and cocaine will be distributed. Get your ticket now (it helps me out).

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: May 14, 2022May 15, 2022
My Book’s on Sale
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My Book’s on Sale

Friends, Romans, countrymen: Everything Abridged preorders are 25% off at Barnes & Noble, via the code PREORDER25. Rejoice!

by: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)Posted on: April 21, 2022April 21, 2022

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"It made me the man I am today."
-Conan the Barbarian
"I never knew reading Everything Abridged would make me so much stronger, faster, more virile."
-John Matrix
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