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New interview! It’s a big week, stay tuned.
I’m digging to the bottom of reality before 2024.
My perfect book, Everything Abridged, claims to define everything. But it turns out I missed exactly ten things. Every Wednesday, […]
New paperback, new stories, new definitions. What more is there to mortal existence?
As I’ve said one or six thousand times, Everything Abridged is the best thing I’ve written. Now it’s coming in […]
1-900-HOTDOG did a truly generous countdown of my best columns of the year. For the last endorphins on the internet, […]
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Friends, Romans, countrymen: Everything Abridged preorders are 25% off at Barnes & Noble, via the code PREORDER25. Rejoice!
My book Everything Abridged is launching at Powerhouse Arena in New York, on May 24th. Odds are I’ll be in […]