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Dayle’s Charge
Welcome to the last Black History Month. I’m ending it by touring the South, to talk about the Civil War. The mood’s just right, and you can support it. I’m […]
Learn to Dodge a Cannonball
I tend to avoid answering “Why?” It’s a fine question. I tell odd jokes. You might enjoy the fake signs, articles about Nazi comic books, and stories about ad agencies […]
How to Dodge a Cannonball
I love it.
I Talk About My Favorite Person
New interview! It’s a big week, stay tuned.
4chan’s Annual Musical
I’m digging to the bottom of reality before 2024.
Everything Else
My perfect book, Everything Abridged, claims to define everything. But it turns out I missed exactly ten things. Every Wednesday, for the next ten weeks, I’m posting one of the […]
Life Without Everything Abridged is Empty
New paperback, new stories, new definitions. What more is there to mortal existence?
More Everything, Even More Abridged
As I’ve said one or six thousand times, Everything Abridged is the best thing I’ve written. Now it’s coming in paperback, for those that don’t like their books to double […]
My 1-900-HOTDOG Greatest Hits
1-900-HOTDOG did a truly generous countdown of my best columns of the year. For the last endorphins on the internet, premium one-liners, or simply to boost my ego, take a […]