Since the world happens to be on fire, I’ve put together a look forward at the ashes. I’m proud to present Headlines from 2020, a Twitter feed depicting the next exciting episode in the collapse of the American Empire.
Here are a few highlights:
Looter, Arsonist, or Slayer: What Kind of Rioter Are You?
— Headlines From 2020 (@2020_Headlines) December 11, 2017
Emaciated Russian Interns Found Inside New Voting Machines
— Headlines From 2020 (@2020_Headlines) December 11, 2017
Vince McMahon Announces "Hell in a Cell" Rematch to Determine Democratic Nominee
— Headlines From 2020 (@2020_Headlines) December 11, 2017
Savage Love Letter of the Day: Should I Hook Up With My Local Warlord?
— Headlines From 2020 (@2020_Headlines) December 11, 2017
I’ve already scheduled twice-a-day updates for the foreseeable future. Which is quite some time, given the concept.
This gives me chills reading it three years after it was written! Comedy writers are fortune tellers!