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Tag: parody
The Babylon Bees
What’s a parody of a ripoff of a satirical newspaper look like? Search no more.
Hopefully Mankind Can Avoid This Totally Sweet Cyberpunk Dystopia
Free bonus article? You bet. With a small request: sign up for my newsletter. I live in hell. But it’s not too late for you. You can avoid making NeoKatanas, […]
13 Moms Teach Dune’s Space Magic
October had two sci-fi blockbusters, and Dune was the good one. Mostly because its hero learns space magic from his mother without anyone throwing anything. This is the wildest concept […]
Modern Apologies, Volume 1
Using my infinite free time, I’ve been writing parodies of modern apologies. All of them will be reposted here to spare you from Twitter.
This Relationship Doesn’t Bring Me Joy
You were right: I’ve been closed-minded. After you donated a stack of my late aunt’s books to make space, I finally understand the value of tidying up. Sadly, I’ll be […]
Albums of the Year Lists, Decoded
10) The Rumor: This artist opens half the other lists, but you can’t find them anywhere else. You’d think it was a prank, but none of these people have met. […]
Please Install Our App
We’re glad you’re enjoying our website. We worked pretty hard on it. You know what we worked harder on? The app. Please install it. It has all of the site’s […]
Headlines from 2020
Since the world happens to be on fire, I’ve put together a look forward at the ashes. I’m proud to present Headlines from 2020, a Twitter feed depicting the next exciting episode […]
Steve Bannon’s Murder Shed
We pride ourselves on our journalistic rigor. Most of our content’s made up, but we stringently follow the Associated Press style guide. It’s a competitive time for reporters. Anyone within […]