Congratulations. Now that your victory lap is over, it’s time to consider what comes next. You have a proven fondness for aphorisms, and “proper planning prevents piss-poor performance” is an American classic. […]
Tag: parody
Reloaded Comics: Los Cabellos de Oro
The man who masters photoshopping himself can photoshop anything.
Dogface Dooley Discovers Theater Magic
Last/this week was put off by a little personal storm. Clearer weather now.
Reloaded Comics: Spitework was my Folly
Valentine’s Day isn’t the worst offender among corporate holidays. At least it doesn’t start two months early. Here’s your comic edit.
The Text, Part II: The Five Tenets
Rejoice! For I, your anonymous prophet, shall now outline for you the five tenets of Millenialism. It is the will of the Self that these tenets be presented in easily-digestible […]
Reloaded Comics: The Tiger’s Paw
I live, I love, I photoshop, I am content.
Charisma Is Not A Dump Stat
Honesty is a disability. The honest are at a terminal disadvantage in their careers, love lives, and ability to get away with high-profile crimes. We all feel the urge to […]
At the Movies: Foodfight!
The return of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: Sour grape. Byron: Pop rocks and cola. Cammy: Special brownies. Byron lies […]
Flaying Detainees Alive Was A National Security Necessity
From the desk of Agent Redacted, Armchair generals are quick to pass judgment on the CIA for flaying prisoners. These bleeding hearts (figuratively, unlike facility six detainees) have no grasp […]
Injustice For All, Part Nineteen
This is your brain on comic edits.