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Ruby Coen Becomes Poetry, Which She Always Was
The saga continues.
A Foolproof Solution for Climate Change
The United Nations has politely reminded us of the impending collapse of civilization. Rough news. There’s no easy way to […]
Ruby Coen Saves Poetry, Which She Invented
There’s an exciting new generation of narcissists redefining poetry. All of them owe a cosmic debt to Ruby Coen, inventor […]
My Dungeons and Dragons Character Class Exonerates Me
I stand accused of burning down the 23rd St. Shake Shack on August 23, 2013. I do not dispute that […]
“We’re Hiring”
I’m sympathetic to the executive branch’s struggle. So I’ve written, printed, and mass-mailed a few posters to help. […]
The Perfect Birthday Gift.
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We Can’t Judge Brett Kavanaugh by the Arsons of His Youth
I’ll be the first to admit that blocking Merrick Garland’s nomination was a disgrace. American discourse may never recover from […]
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