Doctor Maximus is a part time advice columnist and full time supervillain. In this column, he answers questions from the masses instead of terrorizing them. Mostly. Dear Doctor Maximus, I’m […]
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Ask Doctor Maximus: Back to School Edition
How do I talk to girls at parties? I’d like to meet someone nice. And use them for sex, but I assume that’s obvious. -Pietro Parker I’d recommend breeding a […]
Ask Doctor Maximus
I think that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. How should I confront him? -Lila This problem, like most others in life, can be solved with a freeze ray. […]