Introducing: reality TV’s event horizon. My weekly 1-900-HOTDOG feature.
1-900-HOTDOG did a truly generous countdown of my best columns of the year. For the last endorphins on the internet, […]
My New Yorker volley on skateboarding after the Anthropocene.
Here’s just a hint of the raw power that comes with subscribing to the newsletter. Satire’s boundaries remain hotly contested […]
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Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than […]
Your weekly (well, daily if you follow the channel) snippets of the fall of the American Empire.
Every now and then I grace another page with my light. This time its Points in Case, with a piece […]
This week, we teach you to love and respect the Red Comet. After that, we discuss a bizarre supernatural hentai […]
You were right: I’ve been closed-minded. After you donated a stack of my late aunt’s books to make space, I […]