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Post-Apocalyptic Cruising
My New Yorker volley on skateboarding after the Anthropocene.
Is it Satire?
Here’s just a hint of the raw power that comes with subscribing to the newsletter. Satire’s boundaries remain hotly contested in seminars, op-eds, and public apologies. Now captains of industry […]
Hopefully Mankind Can Avoid This Totally Sweet Cyberpunk Dystopia
Free bonus article? You bet. With a small request: sign up for my newsletter. I live in hell. But it’s not too late for you. You can avoid making NeoKatanas, […]
In Theory, How Would One Defect from a Troll Farm? [Exclusive Evil]
Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than NATO imperialism? Tuition. A quarter million for one sheet of […]
Daily Topic, Week 5
Your weekly (well, daily if you follow the channel) snippets of the fall of the American Empire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diJvbXboyQw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoXE0nd8HT0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFS0en2LIhs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT3TPD4uRL8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvcShGAV15M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQSjVHohEGY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW9i3h2FGPI
Could You Make This Novel a Bit Blacker?
Every now and then I grace another page with my light. This time its Points in Case, with a piece about my wholesome relationship with literary management. Read it here.
Layer 5 – Char Aznable’s Betrayal Party [Mobile Suit Gundam]
This week, we teach you to love and respect the Red Comet. After that, we discuss a bizarre supernatural hentai that went memetic last month. Weeaboo Hell is a podcast […]
This Relationship Doesn’t Bring Me Joy
You were right: I’ve been closed-minded. After you donated a stack of my late aunt’s books to make space, I finally understand the value of tidying up. Sadly, I’ll be […]
My Dungeons and Dragons Character Class Exonerates Me
I stand accused of burning down the 23rd St. Shake Shack on August 23, 2013. I do not dispute that the arson occurred. The ashen husk of the burger franchise […]
