I recently offered my lying skills to the NSA. Oddly enough, the men in charge haven’t hired me as the official PRISM spokesperson yet. In order to gain some momentum, […]
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A Humble Offer for the NSA
It’s a busy time for you. We live in an age where a teen’s temper-tantrum gets him arrested for “terroristic threats.” The American people spend most of their time huddled […]
The After Earth Letters
The NSA employee responsible for tracking known dissident Will “Big Willie Style” Smith recently leaked the following e-mail exchange between Smith and director M. Night Shyamalan. Dear M. Night, Opening […]