Our instapoet parody, I Drew Your Soul, is still gracing Amazon. Here’s a look at the glorious future of literature.
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Introducing Ruby Coen, Inventor of Poetry
In the masterpiece I Drew Your Soul, the genius Ruby Coen (who in no way resembles Rupi Kaur) explores the mysteries of love, loss, ketamine addiction, Snoke theories, fist-fighting police […]
More Love Letters from the MTA
America loves sequels. The previous batch. My elaborate Rupi Kaur parody.
Operation: Wakandan Freedom
Reloaded Comics returns, with an edit of the Black Panther’s first appearance. It’s an odd one. Source Comic: Fantastic Four Vol. 1, Number 52 Thoughts on the Original: Amusing enough. […]
An Omen of Things to Come
My next trick. Coming very soon.
Today’s Fortune Archive
As we all know, I’m a font of psychic faith and power. The stars speak to me, even when I’m trying to sleep or bore their voices out with a […]
Thank You for Eating Tide Pods
I didn’t enjoy December. After my relationship and place of work ceased to exist, my mother followed suit. Three days before Christmas. As you can imagine, I’ve been in a […]
I Don’t Take It Easy
Like any productive member of society, I do my laundry around 2:50 am. It used to be for the silence, now it’s simple routine. I could change, but then I […]
The App You Didn’t Ask For
For my latest trick, I’m proud to present Sambo, a freelance labor app with a crowd-pleasing twist. Please direct all letter bombs to the proper channels.
More Ruthless Self-Promotion
While my fiction’s far and away the least popular feature on the site, there’s some news about it. I’m going to be in Between the Lines Publishing’s 2017 Fairty Tale […]