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Come to My Party
My book Everything Abridged is launching at Powerhouse Arena in New York, on May 24th. Odds are I’ll be in […]
Get History’s Favorite book for less
Want 25% off the perfect book? Of course you do. From now until Friday, Everything Abridged is 25% off Barnes […]
The New Yorker Interviewed Me About Pranks
It’s a fun read, take a look here. Or grab the print issue from the mile-high stack in my home.
I’m in the New Yorker. No, really.
Somehow, I’m in this week’s New Yorker. Due to my back catalog, I’ll point out that this isn’t a prank […]
A New Home For Your Money
I’ve gotten suggestions to sell merch from twenty different people in three different languages. After ignoring all that, I’ve had […]
Preorder Everything Abridged by Dennard Dayle (Me) and Save the World
After almost thirty years of being Dennard Dayle, I can say that it’s mostly been for this. My book Everything […]
I’m on McSweeney’s
After a few dozen attempts, I have a piece up on McSweeney’s. Have a look.
An Omen of Things to Come
My next trick. Coming very soon.
Today’s Fortune Archive
As we all know, I’m a font of psychic faith and power. The stars speak to me, even when I’m […]

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