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Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
The Most Important Contest of Our Lives
Can you trap a Bigfoots? Me neither. Show the world.
I Don’t Know Why Either
Introducing: reality TV’s event horizon. My weekly 1-900-HOTDOG feature.
The Most Important Day of the Year
On my essential newsletter Extra Evil, I answered a few questions for my birthday. Give it a spin! The gods demand it. There are still weekly updates on the newsletter, by […]
Remember Flash Mass Murder?
This week’s column takes a look at Newgrounds. Or a stab at it. Because of the insane amount of stabbing.
On Funds and Raises
My new Exclusive Evil post covers my favorite form of begging. Check it out, to save whales/education/your evening.
Praise the Bun
I’m weekly at 1-900-HOTDOG! Inform the press. Inform the village children. The good times are here.
Crossover Event
I made some premium madness with Field Research‘s Amran Gowani. Along with a joint subscription deal for collective enlightenment.
Party on Mars
Only a sick man would ignore these preview images. New story up.
Vince for Jail
Also, new 1-900-HOTDOG feature.