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Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
Everything Else
My perfect book, Everything Abridged, claims to define everything. But it turns out I missed exactly ten things. Every Wednesday, for the next ten weeks, I’m posting one of the […]
Life Without Everything Abridged is Empty
New paperback, new stories, new definitions. What more is there to mortal existence?
Opera Murder and You
You know what’s terrible about getting exclusive hilarity like this on my newsletter? Me neither.
Yes, I Did Lose a Shirt Like This
And no, I didn’t take it as seriously.
Extra Evil – Alternative Titles
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Extra Evil – All Prayers, No Thoughts
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Cult-Ish
Why? Why not. \ And live: ‘ Psst: Check my book Everything Abridged out. It’s funnier.
New on Dennard+: The Screwdriver
Read the life-changing pilot to my nonfiction article series on Substack. In which I go “outside.”
Extra Evil – High Roller
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