Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)

Keyword 1: First Impressions

Trying something different.

If the old “Lyrics Slaughterhouse” segment demonstrated one thing, it’s that Katy Perry needs to have her vocal chords revoked. […]

It was the worst seat in the church. The view was fine, and he was far back enough that he […]

Avatar Kimura: Charged an exorbitant fee for every act of heroism. This bankrupted the Southern Water Tribe, forcing them to […]

Not dead. The proof: This is the tentative cover to Triple Agent, a tabletop game I’ve chipping away at for […]

I made this gem for the 2012 Sympoh show.

As an American black male, I have the life expectancy of a fruit fly. Unless I have the good fortune […]

Everything is a joke. Modern life gives us three real choices. All of them require going insane. These choices are […]

So you’ve died. It’s unfortunate, but it happens to all of us. But not all of us make it back […]

Right now, Febuary 14 is a celebration of love and a dead priest. In the interest of keeping the scales […]