Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)

A Mission Statement

Today’s question: Why are we here?

Leon: What’s your paper about? Maxine: I don’t really know. Leon: You’ve already written three pages. Maxine: Impressive, right?

The first drink burned. It was vodka, a brand with a name that Devin couldn’t pronounce. It had the rich […]

Imagine an evil clone of Seth McFarlane. Then give him a fraction of the budget and ask him to animate […]

Everything old is new again.

I’ve been busy. There’s been a not-so-brief hiatus. I’ve been away for two weeks, which is about seventeen years in […]

A first impression is a fine art. It’s the difference between a lifelong marriage and having a drink thrown in […]

Updates have been complicated by my trip to the ass end of nowhere. This makes my usual riffs on important […]

Denial It’s hard to beat the classics. Denial is the only element of the original five to survive the brutal […]