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Extra Evil: Liftoff
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Everything Abridged is Everywhere
I was put here for two reasons: stopping Skynet, and writing this book. Skynet’s up by a few points, but Everything Abridged is here. It’s my best shot. If you’ve […]
Laughing at, not with, ponzi schemes
I did my thing over at The New Yorker. This time the topic’s digital pet rocks.
My Return to HOTDOG
They put it better than I could. I’m back on 1-900-HOTDOG, writing about my favorite breakup in literary history.
Extra Evil: The Real Hidden Secret Unrevealed Truth
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There Is No CIA
Presenting the dumbest and most irresponsible stunt I’ve ever pulled: There Is No CIA. The Site. The Video. The Book it promotes.
The Book Launch to End All Book Launches
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Extra Evil: Corinthian Pillars
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Extra Evil: Imperial Decline and You
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