Free sample of the Elite Super Megamember Deluxe articles available on the Substack. From the Desk of General Dove July 3rd, 2019 Dear Prime Minister [REDACTED], I’ve written several difficult […]
Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
My Clarkesworld Interview
Clarkesworld’s Arley Sorg reached out for an interview. I talked about sci-fi, deploying humor, sanity-saving writing habits, my hate-hate relationship with Princeton, and more.
Extra Evil: Old Horizons
Subscribing to Extra Evil saves the white rhino. Today’s Fortune: It’s always darkest before the flash fire. Newsreel Aang Suu Kyi was convicted of sitting in a general’s chair. The market […]
In Theory, How Would One Defect from a Troll Farm? [Exclusive Evil]
Here’s a preview of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack. You know what’s crazier than NATO imperialism? Tuition. A quarter million for one sheet of […]
My Book’s on Sale
Friends, Romans, countrymen: Everything Abridged preorders are 25% off at Barnes & Noble, via the code PREORDER25. Rejoice!
Extra Evil: The Night Before Substack
After this installment, I’m experimenting with mailing this newsletter through Substack. Every post will still be here, because I dislike every platform. Today’s Fortune: Your beliefs are the sole objective […]
The Dayle Bail Fund
Update: Since the Substack has a lot of people and the Patreon had none, I’m just keeping the Substack. Ink and bail are expensive. There are two ways to help […]
My 1-900-HOTDOG Guest Spot
I’m on 1-900-HOTDOG this week! Life is good.
I’ll Fix SubStack’s PR for a Wheelbarrow Full of Money
Dear Substack, SubStack’s catching strays over author representation. I’d like to offer a solid gold life jacket. Advertising and academia taught me one thing: a little tokenism goes a long […]
Extra Evil: Smoking Rewards Program
Subscribing to Extra Evil gives you courage. Today’s Fortune: Eat more green food coloring. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter April 13, 2022 “Smoking Rewards Program” Newsreel Normalcy returned to […]
