A simple rule of thumb: no social problem can be solved by reliketweettumbling anything. At all. Not even a little. However, you can make clever men famous and amoral men […]
Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
Blind Monkey Mission Statement 2014: Well-Maladjusted
Hello, America. At least, I assume you’re American. My semi-reliable traffic robot says that the vast majority of my readers are fellow worshippers of corn syrup and random drone strikes. […]
Injustice For All, Part Fifteen
We built this town on Photoshop parodies.
Ideating Buzzwords for Your Personal Brand Until I Reposition You Off a Cliff
Some people have a bone to pick with the diffusion of social networking terms into daily language. It’s the old “Facebook is not a verb” line. That’s a reasonable reaction, […]
Ire Month
December. When the country joins hands for a ritual love-in that is promptly forgotten in January. Television is at its most saccharine, news stories are at their most irrelevant, and […]
Injustice For All, Part Fourteen
Photoshop parodies cure gout. It’s a fact.
Five Asinine Buzzfeed Non-Articles
Do you know an idiot? Are you on a social network? Then you’re aware of Buzzfeed, the current first seed in the link bait Olympics. Buzzfeed combines the worst traits […]
New Heights
Roger stared at his new cufflinks with a grin. They were a perfect match for the grey pinstripe suit he wore (his other birthday present to himself). The silver outline […]
At the Movies: Freddy vs. Jason
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Blackula 2000. Byron: The Cretin from The Black Lagoon. Cammy: Ex-bride of Frankenstein. Others rotate in […]
Injustice For All, Part Thirteen
Swung for the fences on this one.