December. When the country joins hands for a ritual love-in that is promptly forgotten in January. Television is at its most saccharine, news stories are at their most irrelevant, and […]
Author: Dennard Dayle (Blind Monkey)
Injustice For All, Part Fourteen
Photoshop parodies cure gout. It’s a fact.
Five Asinine Buzzfeed Non-Articles
Do you know an idiot? Are you on a social network? Then you’re aware of Buzzfeed, the current first seed in the link bait Olympics. Buzzfeed combines the worst traits […]
New Heights
Roger stared at his new cufflinks with a grin. They were a perfect match for the grey pinstripe suit he wore (his other birthday present to himself). The silver outline […]
At the Movies: Freddy vs. Jason
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty-year-olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Blackula 2000. Byron: The Cretin from The Black Lagoon. Cammy: Ex-bride of Frankenstein. Others rotate in […]
Injustice For All, Part Thirteen
Swung for the fences on this one.
Lookee, Politics!
I’m supposed to do something funny with this. After all, this site is about ten percent politics (twenty in an election year, five during San Diego Comic-Con). As head writer, […]
Injustice For All, Part Twelve
Same photoshop time, same photoshop channel.
At the Movies: Battle of the Year
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Bboy Maladjusted, Pretentious Crew. Byron: Bboy Braindead, Floor Sweepers Crew. Cammy: Bgirl Addikt, Tumblrz […]
Summer 2013′s Best News Train Wreck: Blind Monkey’s Pick
We’ve each selected our favorite media shitstorm of the summer. There were far too many qualified candidates. -BM Anthony Weiner is my new hero.