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Extra Evil: We Won’t Rock You
Subscribing to Extra Evil pleases the spirits. Today’s Fortune: You have four minutes to escape. Newsreel Josh Hawley can run a decent mile. The oracle bones demanded higher interest rates. […]
Caring About the Founders is for Flatscansv
I wrote about my enduring respect for the Founders’ opinions in the New Yorker. Or rather, the Founders’ Fathers’ opinions.
Extra Evil: Deep-Fried Planet
Subscribing to Extra Evil sounds like fun. Today’s Fortune: You’re one more minute on your phone away from Nirvana. Newsreel Uvalde officers released footage set to “Yakkety Saks.” Climate skeptics […]
Extra Evil: Gold Roger’s Secret
Subscribing to Extra Evil sounds like fun. Today’s Fortune: Blue wire. Newsreel My Boris Johnson impression will never see a stage. NASA shared the universe’s baby pictures. Trump’s Treason Season […]
My Modern Love Reject
For reasons beyond me, I promised to show the world my rejected tilt at Modern Love. I hope you enjoy my ritual humiliation. And subscribe to the newsletter. It would […]
This Month’s 1900HOTDOG Column
Honestly? I love this one, and hope you do too. Manga insanity is a special wavelength.
Extra Evil: The Flammable Sky
Subscribing to Extra Evil takes off ten pounds. Today’s Fortune: Look down, look down, don’t look them in the eye. Newsreel Americans enjoyed the last Fourth of July. Someone beat […]
Minutes from Thursday’s Book-Burning Meeting
We get along, right? You like me and free stuff? Please follow my newsletter, which I’m working on turning into a vector for my yuk-yuks. Wallace High School Board Called […]
Extra Evil: Courthouse Rock
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