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Conquer the Warring States of Twitter
In the New Yorker again, with a guide to destroying your friends on Twitter. Or enemies, if you so choose.
Extra Evil: Fistfighting Bane
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Extra Evil: The Way of All Flesh
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Extra Evil: Robert Frost Misquotes
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Extra Evil: Educational Malpractice Insurance
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Riding the Millar Train to Hell
Remember Nemesis? If not, welcome to a new genre of pain.
The New Yorker, in SPACE
I had enough luck left to get this into the New Yorker.
Extra Evil: Involuntary Homecoming
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Extra Evil: Strip-Mining Silver Linings
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