More of my antics in The New Yorker. It’s a fun one.
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Yes, I Did Lose a Shirt Like This
And no, I didn’t take it as seriously.
Fresh Off the Grill
The Comedy Illuminati at 1-900-HOTDOG let me talk about some reality tv lunacy. Tap into the raw power.
A Secretly Incredibly Fascinating Guest Spot
I’m on the excellent podcast Secretly Incredibly Fascinating in this episode. Listen, and learn about the maps around you.
My 1-900-HOTDOG Greatest Hits
1-900-HOTDOG did a truly generous countdown of my best columns of the year. For the last endorphins on the internet, premium one-liners, or simply to boost my ego, take a […]
Post-Apocalyptic Cruising
My New Yorker volley on skateboarding after the Anthropocene.
The Time Gene Simmons’s Son Plagiarized Bleach.
Life’s weird. I wrote a column about it.
Riding the Millar Train to Hell
Remember Nemesis? If not, welcome to a new genre of pain.
The New Yorker, in SPACE
I had enough luck left to get this into the New Yorker.
Caring About the Founders is for Flatscansv
I wrote about my enduring respect for the Founders’ opinions in the New Yorker. Or rather, the Founders’ Fathers’ opinions.