How could I resist? \ ‘
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The Most Important Contest of Our Lives
Can you trap a Bigfoots? Me neither. Show the world.
Remember Flash Mass Murder?
This week’s column takes a look at Newgrounds. Or a stab at it. Because of the insane amount of stabbing.
Praise the Bun
I’m weekly at 1-900-HOTDOG! Inform the press. Inform the village children. The good times are here.
Vince for Jail
Also, new 1-900-HOTDOG feature.
I Talk About My Favorite Person
New interview! It’s a big week, stay tuned.
Dennard on Poetics
This is my best 1-900-HOTDOG volley of the year. Don’t believe me? Believe these great preview images.
All About Violence
The new Expensive Evil covers GCW Fight Night, and my deep thoughts on civilization. Specifically, punching.
Apologia: Graduation Edition
My new crossover special with Field Research and Situation Normal is live, and awesome.
Monster Truck Nirvana
1-900-HOTDOG did a flawless week about Monster Wars, and I was involved. Peep game.