The saga continues. Three men wait in the shadows. Their forms are broken parodies, twisted and misshapen by years of […]
At the Movies
Three movie fans versus the medium and themselves.
At the Movies: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Part 1
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Alan: Youngest Son of Antoine […]
At the Movies: Skyfall
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: Critical […]
At the Movies: Intermission
After descending into the depths of retro kitsch, our heroes’ laziness has finally reached its peak. They have become one […]
At the Movies: Death Race 2000
A week after jumpstarting Cammy’s heart using a failed musical, our heroes are gathered on the couch. They revel in […]
At the Movies: Repo! The Genetic Opera
After watching Christopher Nolan’s bank account grow in real time, Alan sleeps peacefully. His dreams about Catwoman’s jumpsuit are interrupted […]
At the Movies: The Dark Knight Rises
Since Alan now refuses to drive, our heroes are joined by Cammy’s older brother Dominic. Cammy stands four feet behind […]
At the Movies: Moonrise Kingdom
To recover from Spider-man’s train wreck, the trio try a movie that looks like at least one person gave a […]
At the Movies: The Amazing Spider-Man
Ignoring the lessons of the past, Alan, Byron, and Cammy return to the cinema. Alan: This is going to suck […]
At the Movies
Alan, Byron, and Cammy stand at the end of a line in the snow. Alan looks pissed off, Byron looks […]