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This Month’s 1900HOTDOG Column
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Extra Evil: The Flammable Sky
Subscribing to Extra Evil takes off ten pounds. Today’s Fortune: Look down, look down, don’t look them in the eye. Newsreel Americans enjoyed the last Fourth of July. Someone beat […]
Minutes from Thursday’s Book-Burning Meeting
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Extra Evil: Courthouse Rock
Subscribing to Extra Evil turns back the clock. Today’s Fortune: Throw bricks overhand. Newsreel I heard a big ruling came through. A recession may make it harder to get devalued […]
Extra Evil: Burnout Paradise
Subscribing to Extra Evil just makes sense. Today’s Fortune: It was Professor Plum with the wrench in the dining room. Newsreel Fast fashion added flair to environmental collapse. Two cancel […]
Layer 94 – The Uzumakiad, Part 6 (Naruto)
We’re back! One of us had to fist-fight a corporation, and the other got arrested and put out a book (Everything Abridged, buy it). Now it’s time to make fun […]
Adventures With The NYPD
I had a “walking while black” encounter with the NYPD.
I Become Monthy HOTDOG King
I’m officially a montly columnist at 1-900-HOTDOG. Read my ascension here.
Hopefully Mankind Can Avoid This Totally Sweet Cyberpunk Dystopia
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