So you’ve died. It’s unfortunate, but it happens to all of us. But not all of us make it back […]
Angry Day
Right now, Febuary 14 is a celebration of love and a dead priest. In the interest of keeping the scales […]
The Chris Dodd Show
MPAA Chairman CHRIS DODD lounges on a sedan chair held by four handmaidens. A book called “The Scrooge McDuck Guide […]
At the Movies
Alan, Byron, and Cammy stand at the end of a line in the snow. Alan looks pissed off, Byron looks […]
A Juggalo Christmas Carol
A juggalo Christmas album exists. This is the worst song on it. Merry Christmas Juggalettes Hell yeah It’s Twiztid and […]
Four Sentences to Avoid in Mad Science
Take a look at this scenario: This man’s life used to be in order. Now he’s making an army of […]
Five Top Five of 2011 Lists
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Youtube’s Guide to Constructive Feedback
As a freshman, I made this Nostalgia Critic ripoff. It was fashionable at the time. The video has a long […]
Metaphysical Therapy: 11 Obscure Religions
I’m neutral towards the gods, spirits, and saints of the global religious canon. Pascal offered me a wager, but I […]