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Extra Evil: In Praise of Flamewars
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On Group Projects
I’ve got a humor article about the boiling hell pit of collaboration up on The New Yorker. In both online and print, which is a nice boon. Check it out.
Extra Evil: One-Hit Wonder
Subscribing to Extra Evil looks good on resumes. Today’s Fortune: Try that Occupy bit again. It had potential. Newsreel Gun sales declined negative ten percent. Finland’s applying to the loud […]
Extra Evil: Liftoff
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Everything Abridged is Everywhere
I was put here for two reasons: stopping Skynet, and writing this book. Skynet’s up by a few points, but Everything Abridged is here. It’s my best shot. If you’ve […]
Laughing at, not with, ponzi schemes
I did my thing over at The New Yorker. This time the topic’s digital pet rocks.
My Return to HOTDOG
They put it better than I could. I’m back on 1-900-HOTDOG, writing about my favorite breakup in literary history.
Extra Evil: The Real Hidden Secret Unrevealed Truth
Subscribing to Extra Evil purifies your heart. Today’s Fortune: Ideas are recyclable. Newsreel Madison Cawthorne misspelled”provocateur” on his resume. Netflix pivoted to video stores. Survivors of the party civil wars […]
There Is No CIA
Presenting the dumbest and most irresponsible stunt I’ve ever pulled: There Is No CIA. The Site. The Video. The Book it promotes.