I did my thing over at The New Yorker. This time the topic’s digital pet rocks.
My Return to HOTDOG
They put it better than I could. I’m back on 1-900-HOTDOG, writing about my favorite breakup in literary history.
Extra Evil: The Real Hidden Secret Unrevealed Truth
Subscribing to Extra Evil purifies your heart. Today’s Fortune: Ideas are recyclable. Newsreel Madison Cawthorne misspelled”provocateur” on his resume. Netflix pivoted to video stores. Survivors of the party civil wars […]
There Is No CIA
Presenting the dumbest and most irresponsible stunt I’ve ever pulled: There Is No CIA. The Site. The Video. The Book it promotes.
The Book Launch to End All Book Launches
Free diamonds and cocaine will be distributed. Get your ticket now (it helps me out).
Extra Evil: Corinthian Pillars
Subscribing to Extra Evil makes right. Today’s Fortune: Keep a photo of the office nearby, as inspiration when stuck with family. Newsreel Missouri banned pulling out. Bitcoin plummeted to eighty […]
Extra Evil: Imperial Decline and You
Subscribing to Extra Evil is the future. Today’s Fortune: Inhale deeply before sticking your head in the sand. Newsreel Every line of Leviticus is now an amendment. Russia banned the […]
A Minor Note From Management
Free sample of the Elite Super Megamember Deluxe articles available on the Substack. From the Desk of General Dove July 3rd, 2019 Dear Prime Minister [REDACTED], I’ve written several difficult […]
My Clarkesworld Interview
Clarkesworld’s Arley Sorg reached out for an interview. I talked about sci-fi, deploying humor, sanity-saving writing habits, my hate-hate relationship with Princeton, and more.
Extra Evil: Old Horizons
Subscribing to Extra Evil saves the white rhino. Today’s Fortune: It’s always darkest before the flash fire. Newsreel Aang Suu Kyi was convicted of sitting in a general’s chair. The market […]