Time for my spring offensive. Here are mockups for what some lucky New Yorkers will find today near select headquarters: […]
Apocalypse Polis, Part 1
Welcome to Text Epics. Here’s the first, Apocalypse Polis. Switching the voting to a simple Twitter poll:
Leaked Babylon Bee Headlines (Exclusive Evil)
This is one of the exclusive articles on the fancy paid section of the Substack.
Extra Evil – Written at 4 AM
Subscribing to Extra Evil brings your rent down. Today’s Fortune: Don’t drink alone. Enjoy your bleach with friends. Extra Evil […]
Extra Evil – Tell Your Friends
No really, tell your friends. Today’s Fortune: Saint Peter takes bribes. Go back to sinning. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle […]
Layer 93 – The Uzumakiad, Part Five (Naruto)
Our arrogant attempt to reread and evaluate the entirety of Naruto continues. This time we get a great fight and […]
Just Thirty Days Late for Valentines Day
Who’s back in The New Yorker? Me. Enjoy.
Minimal Thoughts on Elden Ring
Experimenting with a review format.
Extra Evil – La Vie en Poser
Subscribing to Extra Evil gives your curls bounce and volume. Today’s Fortune: Love can heal anything, except what comes next. […]
Extra Evil: Lightning Round
Subscribing to Extra Evil saves the postal service. Today’s Fortune: One hop this time. Right foot two stomps. Left […]
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