I’m on 1-900-HOTDOG this week! Life is good.
I’ll Fix SubStack’s PR for a Wheelbarrow Full of Money
Dear Substack, SubStack’s catching strays over author representation. I’d like to offer a solid gold life jacket. Advertising and academia taught me one thing: a little tokenism goes a long […]
Extra Evil: Smoking Rewards Program
Subscribing to Extra Evil gives you courage. Today’s Fortune: Eat more green food coloring. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter April 13, 2022 “Smoking Rewards Program” Newsreel Normalcy returned to […]
Come to My Party
My book Everything Abridged is launching at Powerhouse Arena in New York, on May 24th. Odds are I’ll be in my lifetime’s most forgiving mood. I’d take questions from the […]
Extra Evil – Easy Answers
Subscribing to Extra Evil pleases The Council. Today’s Fortune: Reading the future leads to dire tragedy. Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter April 6, 2022 “Easy Answers” Newsreel A program […]
Extra Evil – Delirium Edition
Subscribing to Extra Evil gives you iframes. Today’s Fortune: Why leave for tomorrow what you can obsess over today? Extra Evil The Dennard Dayle Newsletter March 30, 2022 “Delirium Edition” Newsreel […]
Meanwhile on Slackjaw
I’ve got a new comedy article, A Word From Our Pet Reactionary, up on Slackjaw. Breathe it in. Let it become part of you.
Sanity Inspection Grades
Time for my spring offensive. Here are mockups for what some lucky New Yorkers will find today near select headquarters: Like this? I have a much funnier book coming. Edit: […]
Apocalypse Polis, Part 1
Welcome to Text Epics. Here’s the first, Apocalypse Polis. Switching the voting to a simple Twitter poll: