Valentine’s Day isn’t the worst offender among corporate holidays. At least it doesn’t start two months early. Here’s your comic edit.
The Text, Part II: The Five Tenets
Rejoice! For I, your anonymous prophet, shall now outline for you the five tenets of Millenialism. It is the will of the Self that these tenets be presented in easily-digestible […]
Reloaded Comics: The Woman in the Mirror!
We can’t stop here. This is comic edit country.
Reloaded Comics: The Tiger’s Paw
I live, I love, I photoshop, I am content.
MWT’s Winter 2015 Catalog
It’s not about the Photoshop. It’s about sending a message.
The Text, Part 1
“We are the middle children of history. Born too late to explore the world, born to early to explore the galaxy.” -Anonymous “Born just in time to browse dank memes.” […]
There Is No New You
“New Year, New You!” the mediocre wit repeats between mouthfuls of diet pills. As the hung-over marketers of the world slowly recover from their holiday binges, hearing these words serves […]
Charisma Is Not A Dump Stat
Honesty is a disability. The honest are at a terminal disadvantage in their careers, love lives, and ability to get away with high-profile crimes. We all feel the urge to […]
Blind Monkey Mission Statement 2015
Two men sign on for firing squad duty, because they need the hours and all the plum warehouse jobs have been plucked. They arrive half an hour late, which is […]
At the Movies: Foodfight!
The return of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: Sour grape. Byron: Pop rocks and cola. Cammy: Special brownies. Byron lies […]