I recently won a science fiction short story contest. (Editor’s note: Fourth place.) Gaze in wonder upon my work on their semi-broken website, or on my portfolio. Or pick up […]
Renaissance
As we’ve moved further past the twentieth century, there has been a conversation about obsolescence, and all the things we are soon to leave behind. Things like physical books, fossil […]
Sheepdog Journal
An uplifting story about police brutality and more police brutality. Written for my Twitter, before I deleted all my old inania. Have fun with it. Day three in the field, […]
A Suggestion for the New Management
Congratulations. Now that your victory lap is over, it’s time to consider what comes next. You have a proven fondness for aphorisms, and “proper planning prevents piss-poor performance” is an American classic. […]
Unpause
Two years. I just needed two years off to finish my second tour of academia and reduce my drinking to three days a week. With that short break, I could […]
Blind Monkey Finds God
The whole stupid journey started on a New Jersey highway. Driving in that state is a form of suicide, or at least a cry for help. Take all the love […]
Blind Monkey Becomes a Psychic, Part Two
The sun had betrayed us all. It was 6 PM at Union Square, which counted as high noon in the heat. The weather was undeniable evidence that the time of […]
Blind Monkey Becomes a Psychic, Part One
You don’t need to join a cult if you’ve lost control of your life. Just read the stars. The horoscope’s a modern miracle: a daily glimpse into the future, based […]
MWT’s Summer 2015 Catalog
The photoshop must flow.
Blind Monkey Learns About Jesus
Fueled by two hours of sleep and a hangover straight from the nastier parts of Revelations, I decided I wanted an issue of The Watchtower. That meant finding a subway […]