Two years. I just needed two years off to finish my second tour of academia and reduce my drinking to three days a week. With that short break, I could […]
Blind Monkey Finds God
The whole stupid journey started on a New Jersey highway. Driving in that state is a form of suicide, or at least a cry for help. Take all the love […]
Blind Monkey Becomes a Psychic, Part Two
The sun had betrayed us all. It was 6 PM at Union Square, which counted as high noon in the heat. The weather was undeniable evidence that the time of […]
Blind Monkey Becomes a Psychic, Part One
You don’t need to join a cult if you’ve lost control of your life. Just read the stars. The horoscope’s a modern miracle: a daily glimpse into the future, based […]
MWT’s Summer 2015 Catalog
The photoshop must flow.
Blind Monkey Learns About Jesus
Fueled by two hours of sleep and a hangover straight from the nastier parts of Revelations, I decided I wanted an issue of The Watchtower. That meant finding a subway […]
Reloaded Comics: Los Cabellos de Oro
The man who masters photoshopping himself can photoshop anything.
Dogface Dooley Discovers Theater Magic
Last/this week was put off by a little personal storm. Clearer weather now.
The February 2015 MWT Catalogue
I’ve got 99 problems and a shop ain’t one.
Injustice For All, Part Twenty
An overdue gift for my comrades.