“We are the middle children of history. Born too late to explore the world, born to early to explore the […]
There Is No New You
“New Year, New You!” the mediocre wit repeats between mouthfuls of diet pills. As the hung-over marketers of the world […]
Charisma Is Not A Dump Stat
Honesty is a disability. The honest are at a terminal disadvantage in their careers, love lives, and ability to get […]
Blind Monkey Mission Statement 2015
Two men sign on for firing squad duty, because they need the hours and all the plum warehouse jobs have […]
At the Movies: Foodfight!
The return of the last three twenty year olds on Earth paying for movies. Our heroes are: Alan: Sour grape. […]
Flaying Detainees Alive Was A National Security Necessity
From the desk of Agent Redacted, Armchair generals are quick to pass judgment on the CIA for flaying prisoners. These […]
Injustice For All, Part Nineteen
This is your brain on comic edits.
MWT’S Fall 2014 Catalog
We’re halfway through Injustice: Year One. Time for a commercial break.
Injustice For All, Part Eighteen
I now pronounce you terrible comic and Photoshop parody.
Delete Your Blog
Five years ago, my father told me to give up. In the near future, everyone would be qualified as a […]
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