You’re going to Princeton. You’ll spend a few weeks pretending to juggle your nonexistent options, but everything has already been […]
Where On Earth I’ve Been
I’ve been preparing for this live breaking show, down in Princeton. Watch it if you’re in the area. Or out […]
At the Movies: Triple Feature
The ongoing adventures of the last three twenty year olds that pay for movies. They are: Alan: Resident malcontent. Byron: […]
Everyone is Wrong
Hoo boy. Since I like being in way over my head, today I’m going to tackle (more like bump into […]
The Life and Times of a CIA Assassin
INT DIMLY LIT ROOM A HOODED MAN is tied to a chair. OPERATIVE A holds a gun to his temple, […]
Ask Doctor Maximus: Round Four
Doctor Maximus is a part time advice columnist and full time supervillain. In this column, he answers questions from the […]
Genrefuck: Reconstruction
The term “Reconstruction” is a bit tricky to define at times. Whereas a deconstruction is when a trope or genre […]
At the Movies: The Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey, Part 2
The saga continues. Three men wait in the shadows. Their forms are broken parodies, twisted and misshapen by years of […]
The Horror, The Horror: A Cursory Glance at the Pratfalls of Modern Horror Video Games
Yet another idea pulled from me putting off writing articles (I’m consistently inconsistent, it seems). As absolutely none of you […]
MWT Men of the Year 2012
After surviving another year, the team got together to select the man, woman, or mutant that embodied 2012. We set […]