Our instapoet parody, I Drew Your Soul, is still gracing Amazon. Here’s a look at the glorious future of literature.
Introducing Ruby Coen, Inventor of Poetry
In the masterpiece I Drew Your Soul, the genius Ruby Coen (who in no way resembles Rupi Kaur) explores the mysteries of love, loss, ketamine addiction, Snoke theories, fist-fighting police […]
More Love Letters from the MTA
America loves sequels. The previous batch. My elaborate Rupi Kaur parody.
Operation: Wakandan Freedom
Reloaded Comics returns, with an edit of the Black Panther’s first appearance. It’s an odd one. Source Comic: Fantastic Four Vol. 1, Number 52 Thoughts on the Original: Amusing enough. […]
An Omen of Things to Come
My next trick. Coming very soon.
Today’s Fortune Archive
As we all know, I’m a font of psychic faith and power. The stars speak to me, even when I’m trying to sleep or bore their voices out with a […]
Love Letters from the MTA
Brought to you by this train’s dispatcher.
Thank You for Eating Tide Pods
I didn’t enjoy December. After my relationship and place of work ceased to exist, my mother followed suit. Three days before Christmas. As you can imagine, I’ve been in a […]
Headlines from 2020
Since the world happens to be on fire, I’ve put together a look forward at the ashes. I’m proud to present Headlines from 2020, a Twitter feed depicting the next exciting episode […]
I Don’t Take It Easy
Like any productive member of society, I do my laundry around 2:50 am. It used to be for the silence, now it’s simple routine. I could change, but then I […]