1. A disaffected teenage gamer is one of twenty-three pedestrians gunned down by an enthusiastic white nationalist. 2. A derivative retread of Sandy Hook. 3. A good guy with a […]
Hollywood Jim
Dear WrestleDome, Imagine me, last Wednesday, nursing a lethal hangover. I’m eating a Protein Brick on a stalled 2 train when I notice Hollywood Jim standing two passengers away from […]
Injustice For All, Part Twenty-Two
A spoon full of photoshop makes the medicine go down.
Injustice For All, Part Twenty-One
As a dog returns to his own vomit, so the fool returns to his folly.
I Drew Your Soul – Extended Preview
Our instapoet parody, I Drew Your Soul, is still gracing Amazon. Here’s a look at the glorious future of literature.
Introducing Ruby Coen, Inventor of Poetry
In the masterpiece I Drew Your Soul, the genius Ruby Coen (who in no way resembles Rupi Kaur) explores the mysteries of love, loss, ketamine addiction, Snoke theories, fist-fighting police […]
More Love Letters from the MTA
America loves sequels. The previous batch. My elaborate Rupi Kaur parody.
Operation: Wakandan Freedom
Reloaded Comics returns, with an edit of the Black Panther’s first appearance. It’s an odd one. Source Comic: Fantastic Four Vol. 1, Number 52 Thoughts on the Original: Amusing enough. […]
An Omen of Things to Come
My next trick. Coming very soon.
Today’s Fortune Archive
As we all know, I’m a font of psychic faith and power. The stars speak to me, even when I’m trying to sleep or bore their voices out with a […]