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Ruby Coen Becomes Poetry, Which She Always Was
The saga continues.
A Foolproof Solution for Climate Change
The United Nations has politely reminded us of the impending collapse of civilization. Rough news. There’s no easy way to tell everyone they’re going to die, so I admire them […]
Ruby Coen Saves Poetry, Which She Invented
There’s an exciting new generation of narcissists redefining poetry. All of them owe a cosmic debt to Ruby Coen, inventor of poetry and executive producer of heartbreak. Signing her to See […]
My Dungeons and Dragons Character Class Exonerates Me
I stand accused of burning down the 23rd St. Shake Shack on August 23, 2013. I do not dispute that the arson occurred. The ashen husk of the burger franchise […]
“We’re Hiring”
I’m sympathetic to the executive branch’s struggle. So I’ve written, printed, and mass-mailed a few posters to help. -Blind Monkey
The Perfect Birthday Gift.
Another birthday. I could tell you about all my personal growth, if I was a liar. I hold myself to a higher standard. Over the last year, I have learned […]
We Can’t Judge Brett Kavanaugh by the Arsons of His Youth
I’ll be the first to admit that blocking Merrick Garland’s nomination was a disgrace. American discourse may never recover from the descent of Supreme Court nominations into partisan politics. That […]
Friendwall is Your Friend
Facebook isn’t the only company on an apology tour.
Ruby Is Instagram
My client, the very real not-fake person Ruby Coen, has taken the next step forward in her career. After writing I Drew Your Soul, the first and last poetry collection, […]